Ian Davis
The Rants and Musings of a Technology Junkie
Ian Davis- For the kids: Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty. September 13, 2009
- What u call dog with no legs? Don’t matter wot u call him, he ain’t gonna come. September 13, 2009
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. September 13, 2009
- Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. September 13, 2009
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization. September 13, 2009
- A day without sunshine is like, night. September 13, 2009
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. September 13, 2009
- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. September 13, 2009
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. September 13, 2009
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse.’ September 13, 2009
